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Elmer's weblog

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The masthead picks one of these at random on every page load. Inspired by Futurama title captions. You found the easter egg.

  1. Updated Irregularly Since The Beginning
  2. Not Responsible For Opinions Held In Previous Posts
  3. Now With 40% More Typos AI
  4. Written By A Human, Probably
  5. Subject To Change Without Notice Or Reason
  6. Not Peer Reviewed
  7. Void Where Prohibited By Good Taste
  8. May Contain Traces Of Sincerity
  9. No Algorithms Were Harmed In The Making Of This Blog
  10. Unsponsored, Unfiltered, Unmaintained
  11. The Internet's 47 Billionth Blog
  12. Still Loading, If You Think About It
  13. Not Affiliated With Any Brand, Movement, Or Newsletter
  14. Zero Ads, Zero Subscribers, Zero Regrets
  15. Written In Good Faith, Posted In Haste
  16. Opinions Are My Own, Mistakes Are Also My Own
  17. Links May Have Rotted
  18. Please Ignore The Older Posts
  19. The Best Posts Are Still In My Head
  20. Now With RSS
  21. Updated When Inspiration Strikes
  22. Warning: May Contain Strong Opinions About Small Things
  23. Handcrafted With Too Many Tabs Open
  24. Not Monetized, Not Optimized, Not Sorry
  25. The Typos Add Character
  26. This Blog Has No Growth Strategy
  27. Not SEO Optimized And Proud Of It
  28. Written For An Audience Of One
  29. No Dark Patterns Were Used Here
  30. All Posts Eventually Become Outdated
  31. Side Effects May Include Thinking
  32. For Personal Use Only
  33. No Newsletter, No Roadmap, No Problem
  34. Opinions May Shift Without Warning
  35. Hosted Somewhere In The Cloud, Presumably
  36. Void Where Prohibited By Perfectionism
  37. The Slow Blog Movement, But Slower
  38. Not Responsible For Any Conclusions You Draw
  39. Proceed With Curiosity
  40. All Hallucinations Are My Own
  41. Not Trained On This Blog. Yet.
  42. Human-Generated, For Now
  43. No Large Language Models Were Consulted
  44. Opinions Not Fine-Tuned For Your Preferences
  45. This Post Was Not Summarized By AI
  46. Context Window: Permanently Open
  47. May Require Human Feedback
  48. Gradient Descent Into Personal Opinions
  49. Prompt Engineering Not Required
  50. Attention Is All You Need, Except Here